When ChatGPT was launched, Silicon Valley dreamed of an AI revolution. Then Pakistan logged in. Instead of asking for business plans or coding help, we gave AI our full emotional, spiritual and social breakdowns one ridiculous prompt at a time.
From biryani debates to existential crises at 2AM, here’s a curated list of the most unhinged-yet-believable things Pakistanis are actually asking AI.
💍 1. “AI meri shaadi kab hogi?”
Not “how to find a good match” or “how to improve myself”.
Nope.
Just:
“When.”
Give me a date. Day. Preferably the menu too.
Because if ChatGPT can solve coding problems, surely it can solve rishta problems too?
🧞 2. “Jinn se baat karwa do meri?”
One part joke, one part dead serious.
This isn’t horror this is business networking.
Like:
“I don’t want to summon one. I just want a quick call, bhai.”
🍛 3. “AI, tumhe biryani pasand hai?”
Because nothing says national pride like demanding your chatbot validate your cuisine.
Bonus points if it’s followed by:
“Achha batao, aloo honay chahiye ya nahi?”
Start a civil war, why don’t you?
😴 4. “Raat ko neend jaldi kaise aati hai? Without crying preferably.”
This one’s real. Too real.
It’s 3:17AM. The lights are off.
Your brain just whispered “remember class 7 ki embarrassment?”
And now you’re trauma-dumping on a chatbot.
💸 5. “How to get rich in one hour?”
We’ve moved past “how to make passive income.”
Now it’s “get rich instantly.” In sixty minutes or less.
Because obviously, AI = modern-day genie.
👵 6. “Mein apni saas ke taano se kaise bachun?”
This isn’t even funny. This is war strategy.
They don’t want help understanding their saas. They want a taana-proof shield. Preferably something spiritual and scented with ittar.
🏙️ 7. “Sach mein batao… Karachi best hai ya Lahore?”
Careful. One wrong answer and ChatGPT might be banned in one of the cities.
Karachiites want validation.
Lahoris want loyalty.
Islamabadis just want everyone to calm down and drink chai.
💔 8. “Mujhe kaunsa filter lagana chahiye taake mera ex regret kare?”
Realistic goal.
Not “move on.”
Not “build self-esteem.”
Just: ruin his day with one Insta story.
📱 9. “ChatGPT, kya meri crush ne status mere liye lagaya tha?”
This is where therapy, investigation and delulu intersect.
- She used a sad quote.
- It matched your situation.
- Coincidence?
AI must decide.
😮💨 10. “AI, mujhe koi aisa excuse batao ke office mein chhutti mil jaye without looking sus.”
Because we’re done with “nani ki tabiyat kharab hai.”
Now we want AI-generated credible lies. The kind that gets you a day off and sympathy.
Final Thoughts:
In Pakistan, ChatGPT isn’t just a chatbot. It’s your:
- Peer sahab
- Best friend at 2AM
- Therapist
Biryani consultant - Breakup support hotline
And the prompts? Beautiful. Chaotic. Unfiltered. Because when you combine desi curiosity, internet freedom, and too much chai, this is what you get.
📢 What’s the wildest thing you’ve asked ChatGPT?
Tell us below. We won’t judge (but we might laugh a little).
